Black man buys house
The supposedly charitable black man has failed to donate property despite homelessness existing
A black man has bought property despite homelessness existing.
The black man earned the money to afford his new homes by playing football, in an affront to normal owners of big houses like media heirs, insider traders and Ian Botham.
The black man has spent much of his free time successfully campaigning for greater funding in the fight against child poverty. Thanks to his stubbornness, £400m that could have been spent on assembling a poppy visible from space will now be wasted on feeding children.
The black man has raised eyebrows with his decision to recklessly spend money on property that will set his family up for life.
Those extracurricular activities have led to fears that the black man’s performance in his day job will be affected, a topic he notably failed to discuss after scoring just three times in a Champions League match last month.
Former FA chairman Greg Clarke sai-
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